Oh, you call that scribble-on-a-napkin your "financial plan"? Adorable. Let's face it: if you're tossing darts while blindfolded, you're not planning—you're guess-timating. And no, that's not impressive; it's just lazy.
Because nothing says "fixing your broken mind" like downloading another app! Welcome to the digital wellness parade, where swiping for sanity is trendy and your smartphone doubles as a therapist.
Think you’re too old to learn investing? Bravo for mastering the art of financial stagnation! Newsflash: your money isn’t getting any fatter by sitting idle. Quit whining, grab a book,
