Congrats, you've set financial goals as vague as your last Tinder bio. "Maybe save someday"? No wonder your bank account is crying in a corner. It’s time to ditch the
Newsflash: You’re not lazy—you're drowning in burnout and clueless about why everything feels off. Your brain's running on fumes while you pretend to be motivated. Face it, you're royally torched,
Oh, so you’re letting FOMO steer your investment ship, huh? Spoiler: You’re headed for an iceberg. Quit chasing the next shiny thing like a cat on catnip and start investing
