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Welcome to the wellness app jungle, where your personal data is tossed around like yesterday’s kale smoothie. They promise top-notch security while selling your sleep patterns to the highest bidder.
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Too busy for therapy? That’s just your lazy ass dodging tough decisions. You’re not swamped—you’re scared of facing your crap. Own it, book it, and grow up already.