Stop kidding yourself. You’re not saving; you're splurging on avocado toast like it's a personality trait. Drop the façade and own it: you're gambling your future on next month's salary.
Congrats, you’ve done it—you've built a retirement fund made entirely of clothes you never wear. Too bad your “investment” in impulse buys and sale-rack steals has exactly zero resale value.
Oh, so you’re “broke,” but that daily $7 latte and those five streaming subscriptions are non-negotiable? Face it—you’re not poor, you’re just terrible at prioritizing. Cut the whining, set a
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Ditch the "keeping up with the Joneses" mentality and align your spending with
Ditch the "keeping up with the Joneses" mentality and align your spending with