Congratulations, overachiever—you're turning your life into a glorified burnout fest! Clutching impossible standards as if they’re life rafts, you’re slowly self-destructing. Newsflash: excellence isn’t worth sacrificing your sanity.
Oh, you’re “thinking it through”? No, sweetheart, you’re just procrastinating with extra steps. Overanalyzing every tiny detail isn’t productive—it’s mental quicksand. Stop pretending your endless dithering is deep strategy. Make
Oh, you’re a perfectionist? Cute. Let’s call it what it is—fear in designer shoes. You’re not aiming for excellence; you’re just terrified of failing like a normal human. Newsflash: No