Oh, sure—keep living like a frat kid while your future self begs for spare change. “Too young to care about retirement”? That’s just adulting procrastination with a credit card. Start
Saving for retirement
So, you're banking on winning the lottery to retire? Genius plan—because who doesn’t want to hedge their future on one-in-a-billion odds? Maybe aim higher, like finding a unicorn or discovering
Newsflash: Your savings account isn’t a retirement plan unless your dream is eating canned tuna forever. Stop kidding yourself, genius. It’s time to learn what compound interest is and put
Balancing dreams with the reality of retirement planning can be tricky for millennials. Between paying off student loans and affording life's luxuries, setting aside money for the future might seem